Okay ladies and gentleman of all ages.I have an announcement to make.
A TIME OF TERROR HAS BEFALLEN UPON US.
It is the time where all students fear.It is the time that we dread and wish never existed.The time to.
STUDY.
There are two types of studying,
1)Leisure studying
and
2)REALLY studying
The first type is okay,Even I can handle but the second one...makes me say:
Studying is horrible.It is utterly repulsive.It is an activity which I totally find
GUT GRINDING, HEALTH HAZARDOUS AND DISGUSTINGLY DISASTROUS.
Imagine it ladies and gentlemen.
Having to open books and read to MEMORIZE.Not to Read for fun.
But to push our BRAINS to memorize each line,each fact and each Quote.
Practically pushing you eyes against the paper and seeing beyond ink and paper.
(I Know literature students understand this very well)
Smelling the STENCH of soiled paper and tasting the taste of chemically combined ink.
The words run all around you and tauntingly tease you as if bait.They jump and jest at you.
They go through your brain like an F1 driver in a BAT MOBILE.
People who have to suffer through this type of studying has symptoms such as:
(at least my symptoms )
1)TIRED EYES.
2)PARCHED LIPS.
3)PUPILS DILATED
4)STUFFED NOSE
5)SWOLLEN LIPS
6)TWITCHY
7)IRRITABLE (more than usual in my case)
AND SOOOO MANY MORE.
so.thats it.the end of my announcement which was secretly
an outlet of emotions.:P
STUDY.
There are two types of studying,
1)Leisure studying
and
2)REALLY studying
The first type is okay,Even I can handle but the second one...makes me say:
Studying is horrible.It is utterly repulsive.It is an activity which I totally find
GUT GRINDING, HEALTH HAZARDOUS AND DISGUSTINGLY DISASTROUS.
Imagine it ladies and gentlemen.
Having to open books and read to MEMORIZE.Not to Read for fun.
But to push our BRAINS to memorize each line,each fact and each Quote.
Practically pushing you eyes against the paper and seeing beyond ink and paper.
(I Know literature students understand this very well)
Smelling the STENCH of soiled paper and tasting the taste of chemically combined ink.
The words run all around you and tauntingly tease you as if bait.They jump and jest at you.
They go through your brain like an F1 driver in a BAT MOBILE.
People who have to suffer through this type of studying has symptoms such as:
(at least my symptoms )
1)TIRED EYES.
2)PARCHED LIPS.
3)PUPILS DILATED
4)STUFFED NOSE
5)SWOLLEN LIPS
6)TWITCHY
7)IRRITABLE (more than usual in my case)
AND SOOOO MANY MORE.
so.thats it.the end of my announcement which was secretly
an outlet of emotions.:P
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